I’m feeling quite philosophical right now. And believe me, typing that line with a bottle of red inside me is quote; "an achievement."
As I lay here wondering why the ceiling is spinning, the following springs to mind. When people describe bad things as ‘a dog’s life’, imagine how terrible it must be to be a unicorn? You can’t even have a life. No-one actually thinks you exist!
Now get yourselves off to the gym in these cracking singlets.